I pet a monkey once.
Age 33, Male
Plainfield Central
In front of you
Joined on 5/4/07
Posted by Eak - July 3rd, 2008
There's been music made after the 70's. Seriously, stop listening to it.
Posted by Eak - June 14th, 2008
My birthday was the 9th and none of you jerks got me anything.
Jerks
Posted by Eak - March 19th, 2008
I've finished the last of by Reese's Pieces. Why hath God forsaken me?!
Posted by Eak - January 11th, 2008
But Austin isn't the father; it's his evil twin, Awstine. I'm going to be the godfather and they're naming it after me.
Posted by Eak - December 30th, 2007
You're all jelous. Grovel now.
Posted by Eak - December 6th, 2007
They're running rampant in the streets. We should turn them into dog food.
Posted by Eak - November 3rd, 2007
They're ruining the beautiful soil of America.
Posted by Eak - October 12th, 2007
Depositing is for squares. So unless you're a square don't deposit.
Posted by Eak - September 30th, 2007
Also, I want cake
Posted by Eak - September 1st, 2007
Wow. Three whole entire people responded to my first blog entry. It was very exciting. I guess i should stop lurking and start posting more. Gotta go make a name for myself, ya' know?