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Eak

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: In front of you

I pet a monkey once.

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
5/4/07

Level: 7
Aura: Neutral

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 24
Saves: 52
Rank #: 59,500

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 510 / 550
Exp. Rank #: 61,822
Voting Pow.: 4.95 votes

BBS Posts: 167 (0.35 per day)
Flash Reviews: 14
Music Reviews: 5
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

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Eak

I don't approve of classic rock

Posted by Eak Jul. 3, 2008 @ 4:09 AM EDT

There's been music made after the 70's. Seriously, stop listening to it.

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Greetings

Posted by Eak Jun. 14, 2008 @ 3:32 AM EDT

My birthday was the 9th and none of you jerks got me anything.

Jerks

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They're all gone..

Posted by Eak Mar. 19, 2008 @ 9:45 PM EDT

I've finished the last of by Reese's Pieces. Why hath God forsaken me?!

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My friend is pregnant.

Posted by Eak Jan. 11, 2008 @ 5:48 PM EST

But Austin isn't the father; it's his evil twin, Awstine. I'm going to be the godfather and they're naming it after me.

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I have Reese's Pieces.

Posted by Eak Dec. 30, 2007 @ 8:03 PM EST

You're all jelous. Grovel now.

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Stupid people make me want to harm myself.

Posted by Eak Dec. 6, 2007 @ 10:37 PM EST

They're running rampant in the streets. We should turn them into dog food.

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I hate communists

Posted by Eak Nov. 3, 2007 @ 1:33 PM EDT

They're ruining the beautiful soil of America.

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I've stopped depositing

Posted by Eak Oct. 12, 2007 @ 7:43 PM EDT

Depositing is for squares. So unless you're a square don't deposit.

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HomoeroticLoveChild is mah valumtime

Posted by Eak Sep. 30, 2007 @ 9:42 PM EDT

Also, I want cake

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I impress myself!

Posted by Eak Sep. 1, 2007 @ 8:35 PM EDT

Wow. Three whole entire people responded to my first blog entry. It was very exciting. I guess i should stop lurking and start posting more. Gotta go make a name for myself, ya' know?

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