There's been music made after the 70's. Seriously, stop listening to it.
My birthday was the 9th and none of you jerks got me anything.
I've finished the last of by Reese's Pieces. Why hath God forsaken me?!
But Austin isn't the father; it's his evil twin, Awstine. I'm going to be the godfather and they're naming it after me.
They're running rampant in the streets. We should turn them into dog food.
Depositing is for squares. So unless you're a square don't deposit.
Wow. Three whole entire people responded to my first blog entry. It was very exciting. I guess i should stop lurking and start posting more. Gotta go make a name for myself, ya' know?